MrsJones: Funny, the breaded guy kinda looks like Kenny Loggins to me.
He looks like Josh Lucas to me. Shave the beard and dye his hair blond -- He and Reese Witherspoon could be dancing in a bar to Sweet Home Alabama.
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You are all invited to the Memorial Of Jesus Death this March 26th 2013/Invitation is included, just open.
by suavojr ingreetings to all jwn members and lurkers,.
i would like to extend all a warm-hearted invitation for our upcoming memorial this march 26th 2013, we will be having the lord's supper at sundown in a jehovah's witness kingdom hall near you.as you can see in this invitation, jesus died for all and that includes abraham, tyndale, pastor russell and many others.
maybe you can identify the remaining key people on the top left side of jesus.we will have a wonderful talk about how jesus gave his life for all humankind thus opening the doors for everlasting life.you can all go to our official website www.jw.org and find the nearest kh where you live, under the tab about us and then go to meetings.you and your family are all invited and it is free.
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I wrote a review for Anthony Mathenia's new book, Paradise Earth: Day Zero
by AndersonsInfo inhttp://www.anthonymathenia.com/barbara-anderson-reviews-paradise-earth-day-zero/.
we know that the publishing of mathenia's new book, paradise earth: day zero was announced here on jwn some weeks ago.
we sincerely hope that many of you reading this post have read part one of this three-part series already.
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Glaring omission in yesterdays Watchtower Study
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Name of suspect: David, King
Offenses committed: Murder, 1st degree; Conspiracy to commit murder
Victim: Uriah (no surname)
Details of crime: Suspect observed victim's wife bathing, whereupon he decided to eliminate victim in order to marry victim's wife. Suspect accomplished this by influencing victim's military status, such that victim stood a much higher chance of being killed in action, which is what occurred. Suspect was apprehended after a long investigation. Suspect was released on his own recognizance, pending initial court hearing.
Signed,
Parakeet, Detective I, JPD (Jerusalem Police Department)
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What Status are you? Ex JW, Inactive, elder, MS...etc
by enigma1863 ini am technically inactive.
i was just curious if there are many people on the inside.
are there any within bethel itself?
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Apostate!!!
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An experiment: Open House for Demons
by return of parakeet ini feel cheated that never, not once, as a dub or as a ex-dub, did i experience the presence, manifestation, or just-things-flying-around, of demons.
not so much as a teacup levitating from its saucer.
no inexplicable cold spots.
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Mary: Witnesses are taught that there's a freaking demon in anything and everything, just waiting to trip you up ...
That's the presumption underlying the invitation of demons into my home. Dubs claim they're everywhere, just itching for the chance to make someone's life a living hell. That's why I'm not seeking out mediums, haunted houses, or other supposed venues to the supposed underworld. My open invitation alone should be like a dream-come-true for them, if dubs are to be believed.
Some posters on this thread are claiming that a pure and absolute belief in demons is a necessary prerequisite to having them pay one a visit. But why would that be needed? If the essence of demons is evil, it stands to reason that an open invitation to them must be irresistable, whether you believe in them or not.
I should be their most favorite person in the whole wide world.
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Is DISMISSING others a really really BAD habit?
by Terry inif the facts are on our side we simply present those facts and allow the evidence to speak for itself.. however, if we are short on facts--what then?.
more and more i detect a trend among those who publicly disagree: they simply dismiss others without resorting to facts.. one's opponent in an opinion war is labeled as "unworthy" of being listened to.
dismissed, shunned, shut down and waved away!.
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Terry: One's opponent in an opinion war is labeled as "unworthy" of being listened to.... Dismissed, shunned, shut down and waved away! Is this tactic rude and unsavory or just a really bad habit?
Certainly it is lazy.
For the dubs, it's an absolutely essential tactic to prevent common sense and reason from waking up other dubs that may not be completely braindead. They use this tactic in order to survive as a cult.
As for the posters on this site, yes it's lazy not to support one's position, assuming that there is solid evidence available to support it.
Parakeet.
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To unstoppableravens:
I live an hour away from Baltimore and I'm a rabid Orioles fan. I would be a rabid Ravens fan too were it not for the sociopath Lewis and his influence on the rest of the team. You may (or may not) have caught the commentator's comment that this season the Ravens commited more personal fouls than any other team in the NFL.
Lewis is a thug who literally got away with murder. I can't support a team like that. And it's not sour grapes talking. I love everything about Baltimore except the Ravens.
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Sulla:
Lay off Ray-Ray! He's killed one man in his whole life.
Only one little murder, huh? Is that an NFL record?
Sweet little Ray-Ray. May his eyes cross and his feet stumble on game day.
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An experiment: Open House for Demons
by return of parakeet ini feel cheated that never, not once, as a dub or as a ex-dub, did i experience the presence, manifestation, or just-things-flying-around, of demons.
not so much as a teacup levitating from its saucer.
no inexplicable cold spots.
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Good night, Shelby. Peace to you.
Sigh.
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The reason I can't stand the Ravens -- Ray Lewis. His blubbering during the anthem made me gag. That guy should have been watching the game from the TV room in prison.
If he retires this year, I hope he jogs out of the SuperBowl after a howling defeat. And may they find that white suit some day soon.